i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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