Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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