Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
