$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
