it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
