ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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