I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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