Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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