So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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