O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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