ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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