apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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