oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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