Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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