i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Randomize
