You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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