somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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