Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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