i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
