Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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