just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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