Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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