Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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