Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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