I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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