yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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