I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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