when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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