Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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