I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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