Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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