Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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