I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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