I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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