I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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