Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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