I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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