I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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