Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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