1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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