So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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