Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
