you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Houston, we have a blender
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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