god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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