Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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