By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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