So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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