we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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