Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Randomize
