I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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