I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
This is the high leading the old right now
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
